Dirty Smurf

When blueberries are smeared onto male genitalia before engaging in sexual contact.
"Man when I "dirty smurfed" that girl in the booty last night it got real messy real quick."
by Mackbooty1456 May 09, 2017
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Dirty Mountain

When you get your girlfriend to shit on a giant plate and then you jump into it with a bathing suit on and then later fuck her in the ass to get the excess shit out.
"Me and my girlfriend tried the dirty mountain yesterday! It took 3 hours to clean up!!! Definitely worth it though.
by BigJunk696969 February 10, 2009
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Dirty Enzo

The act of opening a vagina wide enough to shit down, and taking the biggest poop inside her!
Yo I was with this girl yesterday and she wanted the dirty Enzo, bitch was smelling all night
by Shamaluma handle August 19, 2020
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Dirty Camilo

When a man stick a magnet to the tip of his penis and then puts coins into a woman's vagina. Then he proceeds to try to remove them using the magnet on his penis.
Dude guess what I did last night with Amy!
What?!
We did a dirty camilo.
You guys are crazy!
by Chew Mai Kok April 18, 2020
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dirty valentin

Is when Valentin aka tino does a girl dirty
Ex: tino did a dirty Valentin to this one chick
by Valentin Trujillo April 17, 2020
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Dirty Alin

When a black man jacks off to his dog so hard that he dies from the biggest orgasm then after 66 hours the dog kills himself and his family
larry: hey bro that nigga did the Dirty Alin
Jerry: Damn bro thats nasty as fuck!
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Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer
Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
by MBenji February 08, 2010
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