touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

Touch

To make sensual or sexual physical contact, oftentimes without consent; in other words, grope, fondle, or molest.

Jake: I'm going to touch you.
Mary: Not if I touch you first.
Emmanuel: I wanna get touched...

by TheSnekDen September 20, 2025

Worship TOUCH

A worship experience open to every weary heart and every burdened soul; in Worship TOUCH you have a chance to get in TOUCH with yourself, your friends, and our Heavenly Father!

Worship TOUCH is a place where broken hearts are healed, restless souls find peace, and those who lose hope be strengthened again! You definitely wouldn’t want to miss it, especially Worship TOUCH PLUS, I heard it’s even more amazing then the regular ones.

Wow, we just went to Worship TOUCH, it's so amazing!!!
You want to worship the Lord from the inside out? Come to Worship TOUCH!!!

by glow1c November 24, 2021

Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.

Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after

by JOJO stir March 17, 2024

Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010