Twat swat

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)

I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.

by DSRC November 20, 2009

twit-twat

A person who spraypaints anti- or pro- twatter slogans.

First, he began his campaign, by crude stenciled slogans which criticized the corporeal, socialists He found willing users to twit-twat on the brick and mortar facies of local cloud fame.

by roil2l March 19, 2014

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

tiddly twat

The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.

Ryan Short is a little tiddly twat when it comes to drinkin beer.

by nignog2123 November 3, 2014

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

Twat Gun

When a person's index and middle fingers are pointed outward, the thumb raised and the rest of the hand is balled into a fist, and the index and middle fingers are inserted into a vagina, it is known as a Twat Gun.

He formed his hand in the shape of a twat gun and inserted his fingers into her pussy.

by Dregyn August 15, 2011