Tecky sam

A short hobbit man who shoves lego up his bum fancies ainsley harriot

I saw tecky sam the other day i shook his hand and lego fell out at the bottom of his trousers

by Big daddy reinhardt January 15, 2023

Sam Todd

A person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of molesting children. Or a person who is very ginger and aesthetically offensive to look at.

You are such a fucking Sam Todd today especially because of how you touched my little sister yesterday.

by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

Sam Adams

Slang for Ecstasy tablet. Because, as their slogan says, "It's always a good decision".

I need to pick up a couple "Sam Adams" before the rave tonight...

by RBC April 11, 2005

Sam's Clubbin

Drinkin 40's. Sam's Club sells in bulk, sorta like a 40 oz.

Friend 1: What are you drinkin tonight?
Friend 2: I don't have much money, so I'm Sam's clubbin it

by Ratty Patty November 9, 2005

sam findlay

a person who drinks like a gas tank and farts like a truck

"my my my shoulda seen her at the party last night, she was being such a sam findlay"

by larpinglemming April 9, 2010

sam pocs

someone who wants to never grow up and wants to be a Toys R' Us kid. He's crazy funny but he has braces so that's a deal braker. Oh Well... he's still cool

Guy: Did you see that guy with braces over there?
Other Guy: No
Guy: He's totally a Sam Pocs

by The Coolest Guy on Spooner St. December 1, 2010

sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy

look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!

by bestever! June 7, 2011