Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”

by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021

Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

cock juggling thunder cuck

A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad

A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.

someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do

by Anomanomanomanom August 18, 2021

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Popcorn Thunder

Thunder that certainly sounds like popcorn in a microwave. The building up of suspense such as crackling, popping, loud, etc.

I was sleeping last night peacefully, but I awoke to Popcorn Thunder.

by campm August 18, 2022

Thunder Blunt

A Thunder Blunt is one gram of Cannabis mixed with Live Resin or Hash Rosin, rolled into a Cigarillo, Wrap or Leaf.

It's been one hell of a day. I think I deserve a Thunder Blunt.

by Hassan Rashid September 1, 2022

Thunder hole

Similar to a thunderstorm, a monstrous and roaring batch of farts.

Holy crap dude, did you just thunder hole?

by Queen Henrietta VIII September 11, 2022