number onee

"number onee" is a phrase rather than word. It is the international sign of approval amongst dirtbags, scumbags, and disgusting people. When you call someone "number onee" this should be accompanied by a raised arm, closed fist, with your index finger pointed at the person and wagged at them. Now, the phrase does not always need to be accompanied by the gesture and the gesture does not need the phrase to get the point across; they are best used together but are just as sufficiently understood seperatly.

(Ale hits on 13 year old girl; he is 26)
Matt: You're number onee
Ale: Omg thanks man!

(Matt is getting a bj in the woods, Sammy passed by, they make eye contact, Sammy gives Matt the "number onee" gesture, Matt cries one tear of happiness)

by capn caboto September 16, 2014

Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?

Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.

by NumberRumtum megafan January 17, 2022

Number

Number 15 burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you want in your burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out thats what you just might get

Number 15 burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you want in your burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out thats what you just might get

by Mav. 00 August 1, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

number √3/2

Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt

Oi m8 I just did a number √3/2

by Ojdidit94 October 19, 2017

Maycock's number

10 to the power of 5931927818127173761112

10 to the power of 5931927818127173761112 = Maycock's number

by bonkoo March 29, 2024

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