ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

felicity's mum

Fit

Who's that

Felicity's mum

Oh she's fit

by 123yourgay March 5, 2017

leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out

leejays mum is fit asf

by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025

Mum

Always right

"MUM"

by Widgeon pisdom May 17, 2023

Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

Mum

A mum is often referred to a bitch

Wow your mum is a fat bitch

by Dexter01 June 28, 2020