A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.
Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second
Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2
Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second
Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2
by Angry raccoon December 8, 2018
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by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018
Get the snock block mug.To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.
Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?
Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.
Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.
by elekin September 25, 2008
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