1.) an exclamation, used when mad at someone
2.) when you're holding a young and nakey child and said child 'poos on you'
2.) when you're holding a young and nakey child and said child 'poos on you'
1.) Amy: You're stupid!
Lindsay: Well... well... POO ON YOU! Gosh
2.) Give me the baby before he poos on you!
Lindsay: Well... well... POO ON YOU! Gosh
2.) Give me the baby before he poos on you!
by LittlePunkTrekkie December 9, 2010
Get the poo on youmug. when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.
Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"
by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006
Get the Poo Pocketmug. Similar to Blood Brothers, where two best friends stand back to back naked from the waste down. Cheek to cheek they bend over and force out a poo each. When the poo meets in the middle it becomes one symbolising the unbreakable bond of poo brothers.
You're the coolest friend I could ever dream of, do yuu want to be Poo Brothers? You know what they say..... Poo is thicker than water
by JungleFaceJake January 8, 2013
Get the Poo Brothersmug. when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.
"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"
by barakus May 1, 2006
Get the poo crystalsmug. I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.
by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014
Get the Poo Diddymug. When you drop a log that is so long and dense that it goes down in the hole, pops out of the water, and breaks in half because of all the stress.
Adam: "Did you see that deuce in the second stall? Someone needs to flush that!"
Steve: "No, that's mine. It's not every day I drop a Titanic Poo. I want to make sure everyone sees it."
Steve: "No, that's mine. It's not every day I drop a Titanic Poo. I want to make sure everyone sees it."
by Art_Vandelay27 May 27, 2009
Get the Titanic Poomug. A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.
ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck
ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck
by recktum November 4, 2004
Get the poo touchermug.