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Eye Rape

An unwanted Eye Fuck. Eye raping usually occurs when an unattractive male stares down an attractive female, but can happen the other way around as well.
Guy 1: Dude she just eye fucked the shit outta you!
Guy 2: Did you see that hiddi beast?! That's more like eye rape!
by The JVL November 7, 2007
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COD Eyes

The feeling in your eyes, after playing an hours of call of duty in the dark, when the light gets turned on
"turns on lights"
Bob: Ahhhh why did you do that?
Craig: You have been playing for hours man go get some food
Bob: I cant now, I have COD Eyes
by J Spin November 4, 2011
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Green Eyes

The most beautiful, and the rarest eye color. Other women don't have them tend to be jealous of women with green eyes because they're so unique. Brown eyes are common, and blue eyes look generic!
Guy 1: That woman is drop dead gorgeous!
Guys 2: It's because she has green eyes! They're so much better than blue eyes!
by nbunch81 August 29, 2018
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Wang eye

The a-symmetry of a person's eyes with one eye facing a seperate direction to the other, usually towards the nose.
Person 1: Hey dude look at that chick
Person 2: Holy shit she has a total Wang eye Wang eye
by jon the prong March 22, 2009
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eiffey eyes

Its when a girl gives you a certain sexual look that instantly tells you that she wants you to eiffel tower her with one of your friends.
Lavender looked at me with her eiffey eyes and I knew that she wanted me to fuck her from behind.
by Mr. Blood Flow January 21, 2009
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absinthe eyes

Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.
"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."
by Jim Beans January 7, 2008
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Crab Eyes

Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.

Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.

Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
by jubberz September 25, 2010
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