Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

Class change

Moving to richer and better country cause you despar of your country.

Oh man, this country is dead. I wanna class change and have a better life.

by World cousin August 11, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.

Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.

“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’

by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021