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retarded clump of gas

when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.
pick up those pretzels you retarded clump of gas “
by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019
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Major Gas Alert

Major Gas Alert or MGA, when something is really good. MGA is another way of saying something is fire or gas. It's a play on DJ Khaled's Major Key catch phrase he often says.
"Yo come listen to this new song its gas"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"
by xolanio February 13, 2019
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Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.
As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-rV07YZM&feature=related
by Jessica138 January 20, 2009
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pyongyang gas tap

Typically consisting of wrapping a female's rectum around a gas tap and fucking her until she explodes, a speciality fetish.
Man, loved that woman but we did a Pyongyang gas tap and now it's all over
by dylchiel December 4, 2017
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Chinese Hot Gas

Chinese Hot Gas, or C.H.G., is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of Chinese food with Sriracha. Shortly after dining, the afflicted person will begin passing extremely hot, putrid gas that literally causes a burning sensation in the anus. It's not uncommon that people within the blast radius of the flatulence are initially stunned for several seconds, before erupting into a rage while trying to identify the culprit. C.H.G. has been known to break up numerous relationships, and to date there is no known cure.
Chinese Hot Gas caused my fiancee to leave me two months before our wedding.
by Foldarius Johnson III May 23, 2020
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nazi gas chamber

A sex position where the guy nuts down the girls throat, punches her in the diaphragm and then proceeds to dutch ovens her.
"Dude, I just gave my girl a Nazi gas chamber!"
by Afrank1105 May 29, 2016
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Jewish Gas Chamber

A sexual position when a girl goes ass to mouth to the guy , and the guy holds her head while he farts in her face.
Yo man i smoked so much tree last night so i gave my girl the jewish gas chamber
by That kid Dan From Philly May 19, 2008
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