taking a dirt nap

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.

Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.

by lioncat88 July 01, 2009

spank take out

Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.

Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"

by hilbilly1 December 27, 2013

Take your pick

To choose something from other stuff

-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.

by fokker1337 January 24, 2008

double take

The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop

Now thats a sick bastard!!

by COTT PETERSON March 05, 2005

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

by T.M. Zappa February 21, 2014

Taking down chicks

A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.

"Oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you're the man."

"Dude. Good job last night on taking down chicks. I think it's safe to say they won't being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. Haha."

by joejack21423 February 10, 2014

double-take

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by tony orozco 2222 March 27, 2008