School

A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.

Just use Google to learn stuff.

Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.

by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020

School

Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.

Person A: I love school
Person B: What's wrong with you?

by Joewypak October 15, 2020

school

worst thing known to normal kids

Destry: Sis, we gotta go to school!
Alessia: I’d rather die.

Alessia skips school and buys a coke and turns out she doesn’t need school because she’s a genius. SO THERE MRS DAVIS 😡

by innocent rebel June 9, 2022

school

a school is a place for adults to torture kids legally.

random person- how's ur new job at that school?
teacher- wonderful i love screaming at kids and get them in trouble for no reason.

by scgusjm June 28, 2022

School

Burn it now

Me: Burn the school now!

by SussyTom June 28, 2022

School

"A place of happiness where young children get to run free and learn to be responsible and succeed in life. I beautiful and marvelous place where young people get to interact in kind, happy ways as they share thoughts and feelings... a safe place, where students can learn important life skills they will need in the future such as Algebra and be happy and vulnerable as well." Said NO ONE EVER and what NO ONE EVER will say!

A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.

Then theres the school system itself.

- you must raise your hand to speak

- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not

Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??

look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!

Mom - Hi Honey! How was your day at school?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches

Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?

by defs of a human alive on earth August 9, 2022

School

The worst punishment for kids who are not liked by their parents, it's very cruel. First, there is math. Math has all sorts of different numbers and combinations and about 100 different things to learn about. I haven't gotten to high school or above, but if middle school is hard then it must be literal torture over there. Next, ELA. ELA is my least favorite subject, which is crazy because I want to be a writer when I grow up. I think it's mostly because the teacher is so strict though. I'm never gonna get the thing of like, whatever the verbs and nouns and stuff are supposed to be called. They talk about it for a few minutes and then move on to something else. Not that I like learning, but I think I might just look it up soon. Next is science. I know lots of people will disagree with this, but I just do not like science. It's not really my thing, except for chemistry and robotics. For the second half of the year, this year science has basically just turned into math equations, like I can't even see how it's science anymore. I mean, like, graphs? Seriously? I learned that in fifth-grade math, and now you're teaching it in science? IDK, it's crazy. Next is Social Studies, which is kind of a tongue twister so let's just say SS. I really have nothing to say about how bad SS is, and that's thanks to my super nice teacher. I sure am getting the best grades in SS.

School is the worst, and I'm pretty sure everyone agrees. Most of everyone, not those few special kids that have put a protection spell over their brain to stop them from stress and stuff. I mean, not saying that kids who like school don't stress, but you know what I mean, right?

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022