robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.

robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.

by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023

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Eric Roberting

Convincingly faking talent

Fake gold wearing fool was Eric Roberting like he is the next Vanilla Ice but after he signed his deal he was more zero than hero.

by Beaux Courrier November 7, 2023

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Robert Mugabe

When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.

Oi lads want to bring this bird back for a "bukakke", what? a Robert Mugabe? Yeah!

by flakeonly November 19, 2023

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robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

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Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

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