poo on you

1.) an exclamation, used when mad at someone
2.) when you're holding a young and nakey child and said child 'poos on you'

1.) Amy: You're stupid!
Lindsay: Well... well... POO ON YOU! Gosh

2.) Give me the baby before he poos on you!

by LittlePunkTrekkie December 9, 2010

poo crystals

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.

"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"

by barakus May 1, 2006

Poo Diddy

When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.

I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.

by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014

Poo genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 30, 2007

Poo Pocket

when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.

Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"

by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006

Titanic Poo

When you drop a log that is so long and dense that it goes down in the hole, pops out of the water, and breaks in half because of all the stress.

Adam: "Did you see that deuce in the second stall? Someone needs to flush that!"

Steve: "No, that's mine. It's not every day I drop a Titanic Poo. I want to make sure everyone sees it."

by Art_Vandelay27 May 27, 2009

poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck

some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis

by recktum November 4, 2004