ping shuen

menace to society. he's also an advocate for equal rights for women. one of his favourite quotes is, "equal rights, equal fights".
got no game and no chicks either but has a good taste in music and makes banger playlists.

"i really appreciate your efforts and i recognise that you're trying your best, and for that i'm proud of you ping shuen." - no one ever

by salvador pablo November 22, 2021

Piney

she is the world's most beautiful and perfect girl in the world. Everything about her is just perfect, her hair, her smile, her eyes, her nose... just WOW. She is just the funniest, smartest, kindest and hottest girl ever. Everybody loves her, specially me.

She is as beautiful as Piney, just joking that's impossible

by pineysimp<3 November 22, 2021

Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.

Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese gaming videos and the house burned down.

by Dooberfish November 22, 2021

Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.

Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese Minecraft videos and the house burned down.

by Dooberfish November 22, 2021

Ping

An absolute legend of a peep. Loves to get munted on the weekend with his crew Horatio, El Bosso and E Bae. Can be found fully
Muller-riced at the All Bar One on some cheeky Snow in Putney Bridge. Or losing his shit when he’s spilt Nauf-De-Pap on his salmon leg wrappers. A totes Archbishop of Banter-bury and he loves a cheeky nandos. Also goes by the yawn moniker “Simon”.

Person one: hey, have you met ping?
Person two: fuck yes I have, what a ledge.
Person one: why is he called ping? Is he Chinese?
Person two: Hell no, it’s because his bloody cellular won’t stop pinging off. The ladies LOVE a bit of ping.
Person one: how insightful. What an utter bad man.

by Horatio86 November 24, 2021

piggymantitis

When a man have such an exquisite penis he becomes a full breeded coolie and fucks a paraplegic bitch that gives him powers of that of a God

Brandon is secretly piggymantitis but he's also an ass so he's gay.

by Thatrandomcoolie November 24, 2021

Ping Mei

Some minecraft farmer, gives food to the poor.

Damn that farmer looks like a ping mei

by SmileNL November 24, 2021