County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025

emergency response liberty county

A popular game, however it is getting more and more unpopular as the developers start to delay updates and forget game breaking bugs.

"man, those emergency response liberty county developers are lazy as anything"

by rowse honey enjoyer July 15, 2024

Buchanan County Fun Dip

Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".

The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.

by spazzyspaz August 28, 2025

County Gut

When you go to County Jail and come out fatter because the only food available makes you fat.

1. Yo girl, what's up with that county gut?
2. I can't move with this country gut.

by chupon April 19, 2013

white county marching band

Best band in the whole state of Tennessee 🤙

White county marching band was chose out of the whole state of Tennessee to go to DC so they could march in the National Independence Day Parade. July 4, 2017

by TheTruthOfDeath October 23, 2017

High-Counties

High-Counties---Napa-Lake counties in Calif are adjacent to one another...Napa is the wine capital of the world...Lake county is becoming the cannabis capital of the world. There are a lot of DRY-counties in the south and midwest. California has only HIGH counties instead.

We went on a trip to Arkansas driving through some dry-counties. We are lucky to live in the High-counties of Napa-Lake in California

by jojotep January 24, 2022