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Oliver

Oliver is a fucking loser with no friends, he also has a micro penis. his best friend is dating his crush. and his hair is terrible.
Person 1: oliver is gay as hell
Person 2: yeah
by MotherEureka December 7, 2021
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Oliver

Oliver is the kind of guy that plays idle games alot.....and possibly doesn't shower, but you've known him for so long that you're used to it and can tolerate his shit

(Secretly you consider him a friend)
Me: Damn, Oliver is a prick
by El Judoninonus December 10, 2021
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Oliver

dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me
karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."
by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021
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Olive

Olive is kind, pretty, and smart. She is fun to be around and has lots of friends. It annoys her when people call her names such as “olive oil” or “olive garden” Olive has beautiful eyes and hair and is wrongfully insecure because she is beautiful.
“olive”
by jay birdl December 15, 2021
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Oliver

An overall funny guy, and likeable to be around. He always makes a lot of friends, and being around him brighten ups your day. He is very smart, has great artistic talent, and a massive throbbing horse cock.
Woman 1: "my brother oliver has a fucking massive cock"
Marie: "ok thx cya"
wOMAN 1: "WAIT NO-"
by GlitchedPancake December 22, 2021
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Mc Oliver

When you pretend you're thinking about something convingly with no conviction.
Don't pull a mc Oliver!!
by Mc Oliver May 14, 2022
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Oliver

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers
“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^
by @345kami May 16, 2022
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