A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016
Get the Squawk blockmug. We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.
by Katax July 21, 2016
Get the Wok Blockmug. by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020
Get the Artist Blockmug. When you're looking at a food delivery app and there's too many options that you can't decide. This can also apply when figuring out a place to eat with friends.
Do you want Taco Bell? Maybe, what about McDonalds? Maybe, what about Tender Greens? IDK, I have Eater's Block.
by Redpaintchips26 March 9, 2020
Get the Eater's Blockmug. Abby: I got block baited last night
Kaz: by who?
Abby: Max.
Kaz: he is a world famous block baiter so im not surprised.
Kaz: by who?
Abby: Max.
Kaz: he is a world famous block baiter so im not surprised.
by KazTheLesbian December 7, 2022
Get the Block Baitermug. Your Parents, If you're Indian.
by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017
Get the Cock Blockmug. Usually in a movie when a character is nude, the camera angles in front of an object to cover up the nudity.
by DaUltimateMemelord June 4, 2019
Get the Region Blockingmug.