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Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.
Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!
by Clone49 January 10, 2023
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Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.
When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
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Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
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Artist Block

When you can’t get an idea of what to draw or paint. Your mind is in a complete blank.
Every artist gets an Artist Block at some point in there life.
by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020
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Rage Blocked

When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.
Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.
by jcdrunner April 9, 2019
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cock block

A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.
Travis zellers is a cock block
by blondbarbie22195 January 9, 2013
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Queens Block

The best hood in Hamilton Ontario, many real niggaz have emerged from there in the past years
Don’t play with him he’s from Queens Block
by a real nigga from 151 January 3, 2022
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