Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.

Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.

by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016

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Wok Block

When you take actions to prevent someone from enjoying the many pleasures of a Chinese Buffet.

We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.

by Katax July 21, 2016

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Artist Block

When you can’t get an idea of what to draw or paint. Your mind is in a complete blank.

Every artist gets an Artist Block at some point in there life.

by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020

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Eater's Block

When you're looking at a food delivery app and there's too many options that you can't decide. This can also apply when figuring out a place to eat with friends.

Do you want Taco Bell? Maybe, what about McDonalds? Maybe, what about Tender Greens? IDK, I have Eater's Block.

by Redpaintchips26 March 9, 2020

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