National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
by AFrickenGenius November 17, 2019
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Erk n jerk syrup

A sedative opiod coughy syrup consisting of hydrocodone/ hycodan/hydromet mixed with some sort of alchoal similar to sizzurp and purple drank may or not be cherry/strawberry flavor. Recommended with some sort of cola like Dr pepper, coka cola vs a fruity soda
Person 1.Dai was saying he was hanging out with Ramsey and he put him up on Erk n jerk syrup he was Highh all day

Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs
by Foreverstayhigh July 10, 2018
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National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!
Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
by DaRacoon March 12, 2020
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warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.
Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.
by fuck you...I was getting ass August 14, 2005
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Carribean Jerk Dry Rub

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.
I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.
by Drinking Tom May 27, 2015
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surf and turf circle jerk

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol
by ilikegilfs July 01, 2014
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jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

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by Noro Machine August 07, 2010
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