On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
by AFrickenGenius November 17, 2019
A sedative opiod coughy syrup consisting of hydrocodone/ hycodan/hydromet mixed with some sort of alchoal similar to sizzurp and purple drank may or not be cherry/strawberry flavor. Recommended with some sort of cola like Dr pepper, coka cola vs a fruity soda
Person 1.Dai was saying he was hanging out with Ramsey and he put him up on Erk n jerk syrup he was Highh all day
Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs
Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs
by Foreverstayhigh July 10, 2018
Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
by DaRacoon March 12, 2020
A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.
by fuck you...I was getting ass August 14, 2005
by Drinking Tom May 27, 2015
when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
by ilikegilfs July 01, 2014
(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
<ring ring> hello?
What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?
Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.
What?
<click>
What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?
Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.
What?
<click>
by Noro Machine August 07, 2010