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Homo

by Anonymous_Nigga_69 January 2, 2020
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ICED HOMO

When you jerk a load onto a gay man’s shit in the toilet
Seb jerked a massive ICED HOMO onto Toby’s steaming log
by Stovepiper December 19, 2024
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Homo

Derren: did a few didn’t you

Brodi: obviously the man is a scumbag

Henrik: knew i could get you to look
didn’t think you were that bothered to be honest

Derren: i’m sure that’s what u were aiming for henrik like are u that bored
Henrik: not really to be honest im quite a active person to be honest
Derren: homo
Henrik: i don’t think that’s homo to be honest

Henrik was wrong, this was infact homo.
by Compulsive_liar May 28, 2023
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Homo Erectus

A nickname that gay Musa and his gay boyfriends call each other whenever one of them has a boner.
Musa went to Lance’s house and Lance noticed that Musa has a boner for him. Lance also knew that Musa is gay and that Musa is gay for him, so he called Musa Homo Erectus.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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G homo

Ghomo- one that thinks there gangster but is gay... usually drives around with aa busted windshield and thinks there a mechanic. But couldn't hack the pressures of smalls at home banging his girl
He ain't gay that's a g homo.
by Mike the pipe7 June 8, 2023
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No Homo!

This phrase , like many others,, started in the military. It's use is required PRIOR TO saying or doing ANYTHING that your peers might misinterpret, usually deliberately, in order to give you at least seven metric fucktons of crap for it, ad infinitum. The "No Homo!" claim Absolutely MUST be invoked beforehand; Saying, or worse, doing something that Could Be interpreted as "gay" (by Any witness in the immediate vicinity) without the protection of the invocation "No Homo!" may and Almost Always DOES result in the delivery of the aforementioned measurement of crap...from Anyone who later hwars of the incident.

The exclamation is simply to assure one's comrades in arms that they have nothing to fear from the oncomingwords and/or actions. In other words, they can't "catch being gay" or get "gay herpes" or have "gay dust get all over their shit", or any of the other, horrible fates that are more or less guaranteed without the prior invocation of protection.
The most common use is when a service member is preparing to say something personal, usually about their feelings or some other crap which the Department of Defense had not issued to them, such as, "No Homo, but...I love you guys".

For actions, the phrase is usually invoked prior to some sort of physical training, such as, "The next step (in hand to hand combat, for instance) is to get hip to hip with your partner, like this..No Homo!", immediately before demonstrating the move.
"...and, so, No Homo!...I wrapped my arms around his/her waist like this (as they begin to demonstrate it), and then..."
OR,
"I've been transferred to XYZ Unit, as of tomorrow. No Homo!, but I love you guys...You're my family!"
by J Man 74 March 26, 2022
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