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by Ullasiskiosk April 9, 2021

michael bradford

One of the baddest mother effers on this planet with awesome computer hacking skills and steak bbq-ing skills who is also buff and a fast witted jokester . Only one who surpasses him is his older brother only because his beard rivals those of Greek gods! Many have tried to accomplish his beard growing abilities but have failed miserably and end up committing suicide because of it and can no longer face the upset looks on friends and families faces due to the lack of beardability.

Dang did you see that guy lift that couch , while grilling up that steak and hacking the FBI at the same time? Yeah that’s definitely a Michael Bradford move right there!

by Biglor May 9, 2021

Michael Ren

Literally the smartest person in the universe. He is so smart his iPhone password is the last 4 digits of infinity.

Girl: Omg I have this secret crush on Michael Ren!

Boy: He already knows

by Saint of poop June 15, 2021

Michael Shorr

Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom

You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )

by imananonymouse October 17, 2019

Michael Cialone

A caring man, usually pulls a lot of hoes (unless hoes mad)

I saw this really hot guy named Michael Cialone, I sat on his face

by There are only 2 genderss November 2, 2019

George Michael

The best singer to ever set foot on this planet, very charitable, has a heart of gold, genius songwriting abilities, and a voice so perfect it makes you forget your own name.

Person A: Why are you going to your car with your perfectly okay smelling shirt and this huge slab of cash?
Person B: Well, I thought it was about time I did a George Michael.

by Swedishlearner091 August 30, 2023

Michael Sheen

A feral Welsh man, who everyone loves and wants to hug (obviously)

He's a chaotic scrunkly, who's clearly in love with David Tennant

Person A: Oh my god have you seen Michael Sheen?
Person B; What, that feral dude yelling GOLEM
Person A: Yes, him

by CaptainCrowley December 2, 2021