Kayleigh Jordan

I’m just going to Kayleigh Jordan it.
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Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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jordan vallee

Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
by Jacob half October 23, 2015
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Jordan flynn

A jordan flynn is the sexiest man alive which a huge cock
I need a jordan flynn says charlies mum
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Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.
Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt
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Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
by Zarthle January 19, 2017
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