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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.
While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home
by John Lylo September 11, 2023
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Jason

A black nigga with a horse cock and not only does he have a horse cock he can pull bitches too Elijah is the total opposite
Jason is black
Black wit a big dick
by Black ghost November 21, 2021
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jason tragis

A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.
I got a Jason Tragis
by Strange bird February 14, 2017
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jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.
Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit
by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016
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Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher
kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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