Why are you ironic

Because you are

You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are

by Poya Shakespeare November 12, 2020

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

MuahlonnBEaT Down DouBJraG iron fist

A fighting Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbeat down doubjrag iron fist by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 1, 2024

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

The Iron Johnnies

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain

hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this

by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018

Iron Dome

A interception system by Israel for missile strikes

“The Iron Dome is in action!”

by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025