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1-Line Wednesday

1-Line Wednesday

1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.

Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.

One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday is up next guys, remember: you get one line and one line only. Nothing obscene and no profanity.

Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.

FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...

(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.

AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?

Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..

Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
by iPwn™ November 16, 2016
mugGet the 1-Line Wednesdaymug.

hit a girl’s line

When you try to court a female via direct messaging, or phone call
I’m gonna try and hit a girl’s line today
by BigManGeorge May 7, 2018
mugGet the hit a girl’s linemug.

Keep you in line

Ensure that one is behaving according to the prescribed conduct.
When I asked the drill Sargeant why he's always yelling at me, he said "to keep you in line."
by D. Y. Vetz September 29, 2020
mugGet the Keep you in linemug.

polish line dance

I caught Wesely and Matt doing a polish line dance.
by Jeddbobb December 13, 2022
mugGet the polish line dancemug.

draw some lines

Doing cocaine
Few kids decided to draw some lines in the back of the bar.
by adorkable419 September 28, 2021
mugGet the draw some linesmug.

natural bum line

The barely-visible line that exists between a person's buttock implant, and the original, but ultimately inferior natural buttock.
Check it out, in this un-airbrushed pic you can totally see her natural bum line
by Miguel Leonidas December 10, 2016
mugGet the natural bum linemug.

Panty Liner Line

The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.
Dude, check out that babe in the yoga pants...oh...she’s got a panty liner line!
by Jfman November 16, 2018
mugGet the Panty Liner Linemug.

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