I'm the Lebron James of

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.

by SBRpod March 29, 2023

I'm Britney No Whitney

A person who likes to sing but has a terrible voice.

You're at a Karaoke
"I don't care if I'm Britney No Whitney, but I'm drunk and I'm gonna do this song tonight!"

by MalizeInWonderland February 28, 2015

I'm so tired

The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.

sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?

sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.

by some random dumass May 21, 2023

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 27, 2011

I'm doing you

loving or showing care to someone

"hey, I'm doing you"

"oh stop it you"

by wordiee February 20, 2022

I'm sorrrry that you

The "go to" phrase for many narcissists when they are deflecting blame for any responsibility or anything bad that has occurred in his/her life. Used in a way to gaslight and confuse the injured party.

" I'm sorrrry that you decided not to tell me that I was responsible to help raise our children. Now you expect me to have a relationship with our kids even though you never specified it. I hope you feel good about yourself"

by bcs82000 October 12, 2018

I'm gonna get on

I'm about to try and flirt with you or try and talk to you

Example: girl:yea we just broke up

Boy:awe for real well I'm gonna get on

by Taskmaster September 30, 2015