off tha hook

some boomting man

that shit is fly geez

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

A hook leg

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.

I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.

Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

hooke date

Used to describe a hook up date.

Casper: Do you want to go on a hooke date?
Tina: No, I'm not trying to hoe around.

by MethheadTina February 10, 2018

The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021

Hooking in

Having sex with

He was hooking in to my girlfriend

by Badger245t January 18, 2019

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 21, 2012

sugar hook

An unorthodox and uncoordinated punching style which is usually highly ineffective

jim threw a sugar hook and ended up being dropped by a stiff jab

by Uce why so unluggy November 3, 2015