Revised (revises) history 

Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.

She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.

She revised history so people will think she is the victim.

Revised (revises) history by Gem Singer March 28, 2017

wastebin of history 

The place where the shitty people go when their time on Earth is done.

P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.

P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.

wastebin of history by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017

You are history 

You are history means that you're a little krid tat you gonna say goooddddbyyeee to the earth and the minecrafter tat say is gonna smash you in the head so you re history and dead

You are history

You are history by 123456789hbf March 8, 2018

Toilet Brush Of History 

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.

Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.

Toilet Brush Of History by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021

Museum of Natural History 

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.

New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?

Museum of Natural History by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

ain'tient history 

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.

My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.

ain'tient history by QuacksO June 8, 2021

Museum of Natural History 

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.

The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.

Museum of Natural History by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021