He burnt my shake

When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.
by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar March 03, 2023
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he/him lesbian

A lesbian who uses he/him pronouns.

A person who identifies with being a lesbian, and simply has a preference for he/him pronouns. A he/him lesbian may or may not be butch or masc-presenting.
Hello, I'm Abby, a he/him lesbian.
by rangoe April 08, 2024
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look at he face

A line coming from the show "Breaking Bad" generally a show of contempt for someone wanting sympathy.

also used for a cute baby.
A guy in jail has run out of food, looks pathetic. You go "look at he face!"

You see a cute baby in the mall and his cute mom, you go LOOK AT HE FACE!
by Ol-dick October 24, 2013
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He-bitch

An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.

Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
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plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024
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