going to my dad's

1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.

2. Escape from a mongrol mother.

Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.

Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.

by softjay144 May 29, 2008

Going to the Moon

What happens after consuming enough DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knock-offs) to induce a state of ball-tripping. Going to the Moon results in seeing things when eyes are closed, walking around like you're a dinosaur, and claiming "I'm on the Fucking moon"

After consuming a bottle of Wal-Tussin, I'll be Going to the Moon

by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009

Dylan & Yasmeen Ginter <333

the cutest couple ever to be seen!!!!! gonna last forever and ever!!! mwahh

"hey look! Dylan & Yasmeen Ginter <333 are doing it agian!!! there just so cute together"

by date dote!!! November 16, 2010

going in raw

Having sex without a condom

Girl: What are doing ?!?!
Him: I'm going in raw cause I don't have a condom

by Miley Cyrus sucks ass September 5, 2016

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

Going to O'Connor's

coming down from a weed high

Me: Dude, every time we've been coming down from a high we've been at O'Connor's.
Tess: Wow, you're right. Well, O'Connor sucks almost as much ass as coming back down from a high, so let's just call it going to O'Connor's!
Me: Sounds like a plan.

by sssssc September 14, 2008

Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.

Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
4 minutes ago via Text message · Comment · Like

by falolout August 4, 2010