Eric's Law

Putting law after something doesn't make it any more legitimate.

Murphy's law is a prime example of Eric's law.

by Menthro May 5, 2023

Drip Eric

Drip Eric is the most holy being in the universe. From his drip jacket to the unattractive hairstyle, he is the most feared being in existence.

I love Drip Eric. I pray to him everyday 12 times a day.

Oh Drip Eric, Please let my enjoy my meal to devour that ass. =

by It's Just Dan July 20, 2022

Eric

A very cool kid with the name Eric. He’s on the cheer team and has a crush on Eddie . He also has a massive coc account .

Eric’s coc is so big and powerful !

by DroopyBallzec November 21, 2021

Eric

Eric is the sweetest male human to have ever walked the face of the Earth. He does have some down sides though, he can be pretty annoying at times but you disregard it because he is very lovable. He is pretty tall and always wears the same clothes so you're able to spot him out at any point in time. Everything he says and does is so perfect.

Eric is hot but he doesn't want me to call him that

by Alicane the great June 5, 2020

Eric

Eric is the most gayest and unluckiest person you will ever meet.

Person 1: Wow how is he so unlucky?
Person 2: Isn't that Eric? All Eric are unlucky as fuck.

by yeeyeelookingasshaircut November 2, 2020

Eric

A man with a perfect dick.

Eric has a big dick.

by Rainbow Muncher Snail May 24, 2023

Eric Vito

Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.

Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.

He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.

Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.

Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies

Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.

by Uhhhhmmmmm December 7, 2021