cunt dunk

The act of inserting your left and right testicular organs in the orifice of a vagina at the same time excluding the penis.

Yesterday I gave your mom a cunt dunk in the shower.

by Spankmasterflex August 29, 2006

mothers cunt

The worst insult that can be given when angry with anyone particular person.

Fuck off you mothers cunt.

by Frostie Dan September 7, 2006

Black cunt

Blackcunt

Look at that black cunt robbing that disabled person

by Whitepower2020 February 6, 2020

Token Cunt

Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.

See - "eye candy".

The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.

by sociopath9 January 20, 2010

bucket cunt

A wide vagina, most likely from excessive penetration.

I gave yo mama a bucket cunt

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.

by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015

Bare Cunt

Bare Cunt: a complete and utter cunt. A play on words from Michael Rosen's book "We're Going On A Bear Hunt", with London slang "bare" (meaning "a lot of").

Did you hear about that bare cunt Michael Rosen attacking a Jewish academic?

Beloved children's author Michael Rosen turned out to be a bare cunt.

by el ruberino May 24, 2021