I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

the deep is calling

"The deep is calling" is a way to convey your extreme desire for anal with another men.

"the deep is calling bro, come over"

by HelloTheOG February 18, 2024

the deep is calling

You went insane after playing deepwoken too long.

THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING

by THE DEEP IS CALLING March 27, 2024

Kathy Jo Collins

Truly unique individual, the only one of her kind, very creative out of the box type thinking finds the perfectness in being an oddball, may not be the drop deas gorgeous type, but looks aren't everything, she's super outspoken and flamboyant, will do anything for anyone, she loves to make others laugh, she loves with all her heart she will fight to the end over what is right and wrong and for the ones that she loves and cares about.

She will be your best friend but she can also be your worst enemy if you give her a reason to be.
Predictable yet unpredictable at the same time, will always keep you wondering what she's up to, and all around a good person.

If you need anything you can always call Kathy Jo Collins.

Wow, what happened here.?

Oh, things had gone away so they had to get Kathy Jo Collins to resolve the issue.

She really cleaned house didn't she..?

by Uni-Quian January 26, 2025

Mexico is calling

Curated by Rachel the Mage and Kyara the Great, this phrase is used when a joke is simply not funny and just cringey. Very reminiscent of “the 80’s is calling they want their hair back”.

R:“You’re so chopped bro”
K: “Ok cement cheeks”
R:“Mexico is calling… girl that did not eat”

by kyarathesnake May 29, 2025