The human embodiment of a beluga whale. The kind of guy that is morbidly obese and balding in his late teens. Cleans shitty skid Mark toilets for a living.
Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
by Sillycatgurl January 28, 2024

by KorbeanPares March 28, 2022

He’s a amazing but judged guy he can make you melt with just a smile or look. Even though many girls may like him he knows who he likes and is always around to love and protect her
I like Cole
by Juju with Gucci fans January 2, 2019

A Mr Cole loves the system of clocks and how they work. There are many things that a Mr Cole adores, writing fives (in one singular motion) , anything to do with feet and being in any classroom that has no whiteboard tables. A Mr Cole cannot stand students being on task and will purposely make them get off task. A Mr Cole tries to conform certain students to obligatory tasks and denies them the civil right of speech by taking their hats. A Mr Cole also has the hots for Desmos.
Person 1: Oh I have the hots for Desmos
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
by DonnaHat November 7, 2022

Cole is very sus however an amazing friend. He is my best friend and dad. He claims I’m not a fortnite god but we all know he’s wrong. He’s also quite the ladies man. Also referred to as colemcschaeffer or cole dingus is a burrito.
by Idonthaveaname:( January 13, 2019

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017
