Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024

shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

by Yo_Angie April 15, 2024

Crap soundtrack

A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.

My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.

by crow friend May 31, 2024

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024