the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
Get the crap strapmug. 
An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
Get the Crap shootmug. 
Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 5, 2018
Get the crap tablemug. by Funcky John June 22, 2022
Get the Retard crapmug. 