August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021

august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

August 24th

August 24th is the day a nice attractive female should start a relationship with Duncan because it’s his birthday day

Oh hi Duncan, it’s August 24th so happy birthday, and do you want to go on a date?

by The__Bigmac July 24, 2021

15th of August

Your amazing if you have this birthday because you just are I come on… look at you boo!

I was born on the 15th of August

by rawrrrr._. July 26, 2021

August 6th

Car appreciation day.

Hey man you're celica is cool today since its august 6th

by Carman320 July 27, 2021

28th August

Hug your Partner day

I'm gonna give Ella a kiss and a cuddle it's the 28th August, cuddle and kiss day.

by Logan_bogan July 28, 2021