Attack 'n' Cheese

It's when you're eating hot mac 'n' cheese too fast and it burns the bajeepers outta your gullet

"Damn, that's some attack 'n' cheese!"
"10:4 good buddy, me mouth's on fire."
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"Jerry's in the fuckin hospital again."
"That's attack 'n' cheese for ya."

by BigWheelio February 28, 2019

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

short ladder attack

A situation where extremely large numbers (thousands) of very tiny trades (100 shares or less) are done at approximately the same share price (within a penny or two) for a short period of time (typically <30 minutes) that causes the tools, software, and websites that retail investors use to buy/sell stocks to fail. Examples of failure include graphs that were showing the activity of the stock while the markets are open suddenly disappearing and showing "Data Not Available". Where multiple attempts are made to view the graph and continue to fail for a period of time. Inability to view the current stock price, current volume, current translations in progress, or other details due to server failure or sever overload. Inability to log in to investment websites to change buy or sell stocks because the websites do not respond or do not load. Server error messages when submitting a buy or sell order that prevents it from being registered with the market. It is rumored that these types of attacks are done to prevent retail investors from being able to buy the stock so that the hedge funds can drive down the price and purchase it at a lower price using tools, software, and websites that are not available to retail investors.

The short ladder attack prevented the average investor from being able to purchase shares at the lower price and by the time it was over, the price was already back up to where it was.

by JustAnAverageBloke2021 February 4, 2021

healthy heart attack

when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.

oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.

by obesiverse 2 February 27, 2017

fall-back attack

when someone suddenly backs off after realising they are in a situation they can't handle.

Joe had a fall-back attack and ran from the fight after he realised how big the other guy was.

Skydiver1: I didn't think we'd be up this high.

Skydiver2: I can't jump. I think I'm having a fall-back attack.

by St. Kae May 8, 2009

Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

Mad Virus Attack

Swag FNF mod

I like Mad Virus Attack

by Notgankutsuou February 24, 2022