I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.

My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.

by HawksKender October 16, 2017

i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017

Sean Ames

He who hails satan

GO AHEAD AND PULL A SEAN AMES

by Slayer325378 April 6, 2017

Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

Ame

SCHEISSE

Ame can speak Polski

by TheHDGamingLP May 4, 2017

AM

A horrible guy / time -

Person 1: "Have you heard of when am quit the escapists 2?"
Person 2: "Isn't am a time?"

by Teddy and Straw's sister May 8, 2018

i am just.

when some one says this phrase it means they are speechless

person 1: did you know that flies have no eyes, my friend told me that
person 2:i am just....
person1:just what?
person2:JUST.

by arachnophobe May 8, 2018