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Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.
Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina
by Wasinator March 12, 2011
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Who took a shit in your vagina?!

Used when someone is being extra shitty.
Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!
by DaltonBlack383 September 23, 2011
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I like you for who you are

i'll let you fuck me because you're rich
rich old guy: "hey young girl wanna date me?"
Macauly Culkin: "yes i like you for who you are"
by obi wan kefucktard June 1, 2004
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call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.
by octopod November 22, 2003
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someone who is a piece of fucking shit

AJ
aka Alexander James is a piece of shit

AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around
Person 1: Who is AJ?

Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit
by AJ slurps on PP November 15, 2019
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I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.
by nolangray February 4, 2012
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A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary
by A large metal plate October 1, 2017
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