Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped March 2, 2014

Brotato Salad

a Brotato Salad is a close associate or best friend

Me: sup Brotato Salad

Friend: sup to you to

by Xandolf April 19, 2020

Devil’s salad

Having someone do a backflip into a cartwheel and finishing it off with a split on their partners pecker.

- Cremuni

I’m going to toss you like the Devil’s salad.
Come drop the devil’s salad on me.

by Cremuni July 2, 2021

Fruit salad

Means fruity

Use it as a way to call someone fruity without them realising that you’re actually calling them fruity.
🍌🍎🍐🍊🍒🍋🍓🥭🥝🍍

Harry’s such a fruit salad

by JPJPJPJP346 November 14, 2019

Fruit Salad

A swarm of 5 or more homosexual males.

Kenny only hangs out with that fruit salad nowadays

by Eatbooty February 20, 2018

salad crawdad

the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness

ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”

by big mac girl September 17, 2018