When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
by Iateacatoops December 10, 2018
When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
by Iateacatoops December 10, 2018
by Yesimadethisovercod January 06, 2022
Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 04, 2018
There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath
by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018
A Unicorn Robot is a tool used by Females and/or homosexual Males as a form of deep masterbation.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
Chloe: “Hey, girls! You want to try my Unicorn Robot?”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
by kakaree February 26, 2019
When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 24, 2022