Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back

You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!

by sex vocab May 21, 2022

unicorn

A twink with a dick that’ll send you over the rainbow

Many a top has fallen victim to the deceptive and elusive unicorn.

by auraquarius May 27, 2022

Vanilla Unicorn

A word to describe how Benny is sexually vanilla

Use Vanilla Unicorn in any way you want when describing Benny

by Yhournumberonefan December 3, 2019

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 17, 2019

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017