Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"

Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 23, 2025

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Sir queefs a lot

When you queef so much it starts to sound like a royal trumpet

Damn bae you sound like sir queefs A lot

by Dam0ntee February 25, 2021

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zest queef

The act of being joe thompson and fingering his autistic cat while licking his sisters fishy minge

Your a right zest queef you are

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kyle queef

Kyle Queef is a rare jew monger seen from the damp depths of North America. He bears a shield-shaped as a six-pointed star coated in hot glued shekels.

The figure has been transformed into a derogatory term for a greedy fuck boi.

"You see that guy on his golden tricycle? He's a total Kyle Queef."

by SlaughteringJihadists November 18, 2017

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