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The Tolik Effect

When you hit less than 1% Commission Accrual accuracy.
H: How did you finish Quarter End in Commissions?
I: It was so good we finished less than 1% accuracy
H: How did you do it?
I: The Tolik Effect.
by THE F GURU November 4, 2019
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the deadpool effect

When, in comparison to your undersized hands, everything else feels large.
Donald Trump claims he has a big penis, but in reality, he just suffers from the deadpool effect.
by KnobsInTheGob November 24, 2016
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plunger effect

The act of fast paced and rapid anal pleasure, then a sudden removal of the penis (or other tool) from the anus. The outcomes are usually rather spectacular, as shit literally hits the fan (and everything else in its path).

Usually best enjoyed with 2 or more people.
Frank: Hey man, I heard your wife let you try anal with her the other night. How'd it go?

Dave: I pulled out too fast, and shit went flying everywhere, last time I try that..

Frank: aahh, the Plunger Effect
by Dirty Potato June 3, 2014
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Porygon Effect

The effect that happens in a situation where an innocent bystander is accused and punished for committing an action or crime that they did not make because the real perpetrator is too famous or essential to be punished.

This is referenced by the infamous incident where an episode of Pokémon was aired in Japan and gave numerous kids seizures due to rapidly flashing lights, caused by an attack from Pikachu. Since Pikachu was and still is the poster boy for the Pokémon franchise, Porygon, the starring Pokémon of the episode, was blamed and punished instead despite not being responsible for it.
Person 1: Why am I being punished for something I didn't do? It was clearly Jimmy's fault!

Person 2: It's the Porygon Effect; Jimmy's too important to be punished.
by Bloodwar March 12, 2021
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Pitbull Effect

when something seems good, and then something comes along and ruins it.
I heard a song that actually sounded pretty good, and then Pitbull started rapping. Damn Pitbull Effect.
by NMBP July 11, 2015
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Hulu Effect

When you see a commercial so many times, you start to hate the product even if you used to be an avid fan before.

Hulu typically displays the same ads to people for 2-3 weeks in a row, making it's viewers go insane.
"I have seen the same Toyota ad so many times on Hulu that I wish all Toyotas would explode."

"It's the HULU Effect!"
by HuluAnnoysMe November 3, 2011
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Yahir Effect

Yahir Effect: Definition a person who is trying to get a girl but is gonna make friends with her first but ends up waiting too long and the girls gets an other man
-hey bro have you gotten that girl yet
- no i waited too long now she got a man

-oh man YAHIR EFFECT again
by Iamcopman December 16, 2019
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