Fibonacci Time

The time when the clock reads 11:23:58.13.
These digits are the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233

"Mom, can I stay out past 11 tonight?"
"Sure, honey; just be back by Fibonacci time."
"... Fuck you."

by Dearest Daniel March 16, 2010

dark time

when someone is going through a difficult period in their life

Steve: I got no money, these are some dark times

by Nyol May 20, 2018

Couch time

psychotherapy

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.

by FunNun July 24, 2009

Penske Time

In times of hardship for the laborers at K-mart store #7120, they retreat to the far reaches of the store, to a lovely abandoned auto center-turned-stockroom informally called Penske (after the company that formerly ran it). In this room many lulz and epic wins occur, along with wholesome activities such as slacking, graffiti-ing the windows, and hiding behind box mountains. It has quickly become a symbol of everything that is good in the world of retail Hell.

#30: "Man, I need a fuckin' break."
#29: "I think it's PENSKE TIME!"
#32: "Hey guys, we crackin' open the Penske soon?"

by Jim Kurta January 3, 2008

time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....

How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.

by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011

Time for lunch

The most effective phrase to say when a male wants a female to fellate (see: Fellatio) him; often paired with the action of simultaneously unbuttoning the pants and pulling out the penis.

Origin: The pornographic classic "Sex City 2", the sequel to "Sex City" and precursor to "Sex City 3"

Male: Shut your fucking mouths, bitches!

Female: Can't you be a little nicer, cutie.

Male: Ok, time for lunch. (Whips out junk)

by Quixo December 22, 2008

Kill time

A noun given to certain activites that mean little to the person performing them and in fact are just performed to waste time.

Donnie: "Why do you waste time on the computer writing definitions for made up words?"
Frank: "It's just a kill time to get out of working"

by S. Darko May 29, 2009