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Truck Rider

Someone who talks tough at the truck but can’t handle riding the course
Dude he’s such a truck rider, he can’t even keep up with the kid’s on the kid’s course.
by TwoTwoRider March 26, 2022
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Truck

A truck is a common term referred to in county jails. It’s used to describe someone who is lazy, a round skipper, PFN loving, and gives away the house. Can be referred to as a Soup Sandwich,Chicken Wire Canoe , Dump Truck.
Those guys on D-Team are total trucks. That soup sandwich and the Mamador need to get the chains out for their tires. They are giving away the whole house!
by JMPostin August 5, 2020
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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
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Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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truck driving

When 1 girl takes 2 dicks and jacks 2 dicks off at the same time.
Dude! Did you see that? I think Stephanie was truck driving!!
by 666Devilhimself666 June 8, 2016
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taco truck

a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night
Niall: @Ashton5SOS what the fook is a taco truck ?
Ashton: @NiallOfficial a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night
by ArianaTomlinson September 21, 2016
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Squatted truck

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.
Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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