Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel

None for you whore,

Touche` douche`

by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.

What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??

by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

touch purses

To quote "bump bussys with someone" or "slap them bootay cheeks"

*slaps ass*
"Not in public, we can touch purses later"

by Urmomisshrexy November 14, 2021

Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024