Schrödinger’s Chopped

A person who varies in their attractiveness, both subjectively and objectively seemingly to the will of the “audience.”

Yo you see that girl, sometimes she’s absolutely bad, other times downright chopped. She’s definitely Schrödinger’s Chopped.

by rweg613 May 20, 2025

double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety

tito has only a level 2 double chop

by tito December 30, 2004

Chopped

Chopped means something is done, ended, over with. This is the conclusion of something.

Boy: Bro, I was talking to this one chick but she still fux with her ex's family
Bro: Boy, that shit is chopped if you asked me.

by Young Cannoli January 10, 2017

Chopped

Someone that’s ugly or doesn’t look good at all

Bro this girl chopped 🤢

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Honk chop

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"

"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie

by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015

chop hide

another word for coochie

“i have a fat chop hide”

by pariidiissee October 13, 2021

Chop Schlop

1.When you shake your head around and your cheeks flap against your face, making a slapping noise
2.When you and your girl do anal and she does the same thing with her ass

1.Steve, do the chop schlop!
*slapslapslapslap*
2.Me and my girl did the chop schlop last night, my dick still feels good

by grease_of_sandwich September 9, 2019