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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
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Tims

"Check out my new tims!"
by eboshii January 17, 2023
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Tim Nikolai Banal Yao

im gonna brawl tim nikolai banal yao
by ya_boi_bob February 11, 2023
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Tim Towers

hey, he just hit the Tim towers!
by realdumbass69 February 19, 2023
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Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta
P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"
by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025
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Tim

Tim (noun): A 6’4” tall, cute, and handsome individual who naturally stands out in a crowd. Often admired for both looks and presence, Tim carries an effortless charm that makes people take notice.
“Did you see that guy walk in? He’s tall, cute, and has that effortless confidencedefinitely a total Tim.”
by Warbondz March 25, 2025
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